That blurred gig photo, made clear!

Following the breakthrough of Vantablack the blackest, black thing known to man, here at BD towers we are proud to announce the breakthrough of REI.

Resolution Enhancing Ink

REI or Resolution Enhancing Ink uses the same nano technology as Vantablack it has however been reverse engineered by our dotologists to generate AHTD.

AHTD or Added Half Tone Dots is a fine powder made up of tiny graphene digital information nano particles which is mixed into ?normal? printing ink.

Leaked footage from our lab

Gig Images

The best way for us to describe this to you is for you to flick through your phone to the last gig you went to, caught up in the moment you fail to realise how far from the stage you are and just how dark it is. The resulting images you still have saved on your phone are like these typical gig images, out of focus dark and grainy ? no good to neither man nor beast.

Quantum Powder

Well that is so yesterday, now with the recent breakthroughs here at BD towers we can add digital information into your poor quality photos.

The addition of our patented quantum powder to ?normal? ink regenerates image in the areas of the picture that didn?t get enough light or depth of field.As you can see the results are stunning with the AHTD powder and our Resolution enhancement engine in our plate maker or digital machine you can finally print directly from your phone images like the one below.



Happy April Fools!

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